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purchasebeardpapa:

Name: Mike Arneth

Age: 19

Major: Psychology

“Sometimes girls aren’t into my beard, but I am, so what else matters?” If these aren’t the words of a true beard lover, I do not know what is. Not to mention somebody with a lot more self esteem than I do. Mike’s beard follows the traditional path, grown around sophomore year in high school. Around 16 years old. At that age, many men are captivated with the thought of what a dark forest covering your face could feel like. With a full beard now, Mike knows the answer to that. It gives him an intelligent and debonair sense of mystery. Mike’s beard is very suave, and reminiscent of Hugh Jackman. Also of John Frusciante, who he cites as an influence, also a personal savior. A special talent of Mike’s beard is that he can morph it in to the letter M. I can presume stands for his own name. With a self described “classic full-beard”, Mike is the poster man for action, adventure, and the general pursuit of happiness and proper grooming.

I will never not love this boy